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A Tale Told by an Idiot
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Speed: I am surrounded by idiots.
21st-Dec-2008 11:03 am - The More You Know
A Tale Told by an Idiot
Title: The More You Know
Author: [info]crossbow1
Pairing: Ray/Gerard
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 100
Warnings/Disclaimer: Disclaimed.
Author's Notes: First place winner of the [info]mcr_100 "Sea Creatures" challenge.

The More You Know )
13th-Nov-2008 06:15 pm - Candid Camera
A Tale Told by an Idiot
Title: Candid Camera
Author: [info]crossbow1
Pairing: Gerard/Bert
Rating: R
Word Count: 100
Warnings/Disclaimer: Made up.
Author's Notes: Written for the [info]mcr_100 "Fashion" challenge.

Gross, you slobbered on my sunglasses! )
28th-Oct-2008 12:26 am - Brothers in Arms
A Tale Told by an Idiot
Title: Brothers in Arms
Fandom: My Chemical Romance
Author: [info]crossbow1
Theme: Pirates
Rating: R
Word Count: 100
Warnings/Disclaimer: Disclaimed.
Author's Notes: Maybe when you're older I'll tell you what this is based on.

Brothers in Arms )
25th-Aug-2008 10:18 pm - Paralyzed by the Same Old Antics 2
Anime Suicide
Title: Paralyzed by the Same Old Antics (2/?)
Author: [info]crossbow1
Rating: R
Pairing: For this chapter: Mikey Way / Quinn Allman (The Used); Ray/some other guy you may recognize; Jepha Howard/Pineapple; non-con Mikey/Bert and Mikey/football team; Gerard/sheep implied, and of course ther requisite Fiji!
Summary: Sequel to This is How My Artistic Integrity Disappears. Now that his friends have all left town, Mikey has been having a tough time at school. Maybe his new English teacher can help.
Beta: [info]murder_scene
Also thanks to: [info]isolde13 for the crash course on PatD fic.
Disclaimer: Disclaimed.
Warnings: Jepha Howard acting responsibly. I know, but someone has to do it.

Previously

Chapter 2 )
17th-Aug-2008 04:05 pm - Paralyzed By the Same Old Antics 1
A Tale Told by an Idiot
Title: Paralyzed by the Same Old Antics (1/?)
Author: [info]crossbow1
Rating: R
Pairing: Mikey Way / Quinn Allman (The Used)
Other pairings: Gerard/Frank, Mikey/Frank, Mikey/Pete Wentz, Mikey/Gerard/Ray, Gerard/Mary Sue, Ray/Mary Sue, Frank/Mary Sue, others yet to be determined.
Summary: Sequel to This is How My Artistic Integrity Disappears. Now that his friends have all left town, Mikey has been having a tough time at school. Maybe his new English teacher can help.
Beta: [info]murder_scene
Disclaimer: Disclaimed.
Warnings: Crack!fic. Inappropriately casual discussions of rape, suicide, and murder. Blatant stealing from various books, movies, and TV shows. Possible appearance of Bert McCracken. You have been warned.

Dramatis Personae and Chapter 1 )
A Tale Told by an Idiot
Title: The Devil You Don't Know
Author: [info]crossbow1
Pairing: Non-con Frank/Mikey, implied Ray/Gerard.
Rating: R
Summary: Confession time! While Frank spills to Bob and Gerard, Ray interrogates Mikey.
POV: Experimenting with semi-omniscient third person for this one. (Is it working?)
Notes: Set directly after The Way It Goes by [info]un_related
Warnings: [info]obedience_curse universe. Makes no sense on its own.

The rest of the story

The Devil You Don't Know )
16th-May-2008 11:44 pm - Trickster Tales
A Tale Told by an Idiot
Title: Trickster Tales
Fandom: My Chemical Romance
Author: [info]crossbow1
Summary: A little comic relief amidst our tale of woe.
Notes: Set an indeterminant amount of time before... well, before.
Warnings: [info]obedience_curse universe. Makes no sense on its own.

The rest of the story

Trickster Tales )
13th-May-2008 01:37 pm(no subject)
A Tale Told by an Idiot
Title: Blindsided
Fandom: My Chemical Romance
Author: [info]crossbow1
Characters: Ray, Gerard
Notes: Written for the [info]mcr_100 "Badass Boys in a Badass Band" challenge (Second place winner).

Blindsided )
22nd-Apr-2008 11:40 pm - NaNovel 1
A Tale Told by an Idiot
This is the novel I started for NaNoWriMo in 2005. I never got more than 4000 words, but I still hope to finish it.

Part One )
30th-Mar-2008 08:30 am - All's Well That Ends Well
A Tale Told by an Idiot
Title: All's Well That Ends Well
Author: [info]crossbow1
Pairing: Mikey/Frank, Ray/Gerard
Rating: R
Summary: I have forgiven and forgotten all, though my revenges were high bent upon him, and watch'd the time to shoot.
Author's Note: Thanks to [info]isolde13 and [info]un_related for their input.
Warnings: This is in the [info]obedience_curse universe created by [info]isolde13. It will not make sense on its own.

Set the day after We'll Keep It Copacetic by [info]murder_scene.

Link to all instalments.

All's Well That Ends Well )
30th-Mar-2008 08:28 am - The View From the Gallery
A Tale Told by an Idiot
Title: The View from the Gallery
Fandom: My Chemical Romance
Author: [info]crossbow1
Beta: [info]murder_scene
Pairing: Alludes to Gerard/Ray.
POV: Ray
Summary: Ray senses something is amiss. Congruent with This is Not a Love Song by [info]isolde13.
Warnings/Author's Note: This is in the [info]obedience_curse universe. I'm not sure this one will make sense if you haven't read the others.

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The View from the Gallery )
30th-Mar-2008 08:24 am - The Devil You Know
A Tale Told by an Idiot
Title: The Devil You Know
Fandom: My Chemical Romance
Author: [info]crossbow1
Beta: [info]murder_scene
Summary: Frank is trying to figure out what happend to him. Set a few days after This is Not a Love Song by [info]isolde13 and right after Power-Reassurance by me.
Warnings/Author's Note: [info]obedience_curse universe.

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Male rape victims not only have to confront unsympathetic attitudes if they choose to press charges, they also often hear unsupportive statements from their friends, family and acquaintances (Brochman, 1991). People will tend to fault the male victim instead of the rapist. Stephen Donaldson, president of Stop Prisoner Rape (a national education and advocacy group), says that the suppression of knowledge of male rape is so powerful and pervasive that criminals such as burglars and robbers sometimes rape their male victims as a sideline solely to prevent them from going to the police.

National Center for Victims of Crime

The Devil You Know )
13th-Mar-2008 01:21 pm - Color Theory
A Tale Told by an Idiot
Title: Color Theory
Fandom: My Chemical Romance
Author [info]crossbow1
Theme: Pretty in Pink
Word Count: 300 (3 drabbles, 100 each)
Notes: First place winner, [info]mcr_100 "Pretty in Pink" challenge.

Color Theory )
5th-Mar-2008 11:55 pm - Power-Reassurance
A Tale Told by an Idiot
Title: Power-Reassurance
Author: [info]crossbow1
Fandom: My Chemical Romance
Rating: R
Pairing: Can't tell you.
Summary: Set directly after This is Not a Love Song by [info]isolde13, which you should read first.
Warnings/Author's Note: Plagiarism. About rape.

Power-Reassurance )
4th-Mar-2008 04:59 pm - Ways and Means
A Tale Told by an Idiot
Title: Ways and Means
Author: [info]crossbow1
Fandom: My Chemical Romance
Rating: R
Pairing: Can't tell you.
Beta: [info]murder_scene
Summary: Mikey dabbles in the occult. Backstory for This is Not a Love Song by [info]isolde13, who approved this.
Warnings/Author's Note: I can't tell you the pairings without spoiling things.

[info]obedience_curse universe.
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To New Orleans )
27th-Feb-2008 11:53 pm - Why Liquid Diets Suck
A Tale Told by an Idiot
Title: Why Liquid Diets Suck
Author: [info]crossbow1
Fandom: My Chemical Romance
Beta: [info]murder_scene
Rating: R
Pairing: None
Summary: Drabble on foreign food.
Author's Note: First place winner, [info]mcr_100 "Foreign Food" challenge.
Warnings: None

Why Liquid Diets Suck )
21st-Feb-2008 05:32 pm - Herculaneum
A Tale Told by an Idiot
Title: Herculaneum
Author: [info]crossbow1 writing as [info]perfect_nomad
Fandom: My Chemical Romance
Rating: R
Pairing: None.
Beta: [info]murder_scene
Summary: Herculaneum, August 24, 79 A.D.
Word Count: 150

Notes: Written for the [info]mcr_100 "Natural Disasters" challenge (third place). I thought about giving them Roman names, but it seemed pointless since I'm not writing in Latin.

79 A.D. )
21st-Feb-2008 05:31 pm - Fluff
A Tale Told by an Idiot
Title: Fluff
Author: [info]crossbow1 writing as [info]perfect_nomad
Fandom: My Chemical Romance
Rating: R
Pairing: None.
Beta: [info]murder_scene
Notes: Written for the [info]mcr_100 "Chemical Romance" challenge.

Fluff )
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